This is REALLY good! A must read for EVERY American!!!!!
From a Recon Marine in
Afghanistan
From the Sand Pit. It's freezing here. I'm sitting
on hard, cold dirt
between rocks and
shrubs at the base of the Hindu Kush Mountains , along the Dar
'yoi
Pomir River , watching a hole
that leads to a tunnel that leads to a cave.
Stake out, my friend,
and no pizza delivery for thousands of miles.
I also glance at
the area around my ass every ten to fifteen seconds to
avoid
another scorpion sting. I've actually given up battling the
chiggers
and sand fleas, but them scorpions give a jolt like a
cattle prod. Hurts
like a bastard.
The antidote tastes like
transmission fluid, but God bless the Marine Corps
for the five
vials of it in my pack.
The one truth the Taliban cannot
escape is that, believe it or not, they
are human beings, which
means they have to eat food and drink water.
That requires
couriers and that's where an old bounty hunter like me comes
in
handy.
I track the couriers, locate the tunnel entrances and
storage facilities,
type the info into the handheld, shoot the
coordinates up to the satellite
link that tells the air commanders
where to drop the hardware.
We bash some heads for a while,
then I track and record the new movement..
It's all about
intelligence. We haven't even brought in the snipers yet.
These
scurrying rats have no idea what they're in for. We are but days
away
from cutting off supply lines and allowing the eradication to
begin.
I dream of bin Laden waking up to find me standing over
him with my boot on
his throat as I spit into his face and plunge
my nickel-plated Bowie knife
through his frontal lobe.
But
you know me, I'm a romantic. I've said it before and I'll say it
again:
This country blows, man. It's not even a country.
There
are no roads, there's no infrastructure, there's no government.
This
is an inhospitable, rock pit shit hole ruled by eleventh
century warring
tribes.
There are no jobs here like we know
jobs.
Afghanistan offers two ways for a man to support his
family: join the
opium trade or join the army. That's it. Those
are your options. Oh, I
forgot, you can also live in a refugee
camp and eat plum-sweetened, crushed
beetle paste and squirt mud
like a goose with stomach flu, if that's your
idea of a
party.
But the smell alone of those 'tent cities of the
walking dead' is enough to
hurl you into the poppy fields to
cheerfully scrape bulbs for eighteen
hours a day.
I've been
living with these Tajiks and Uzbeks, and Turkmen and even a
couple
of Pushtuns, for over a month-and-a-half now, and this much I can
say
for sure:
These guys, all of 'em, are Huns... actual, living Huns.
They LIVE to fight.
It's what they do. It's ALL they do.
They
have no respect for anything, not for their families, nor for
each
other, nor for themselves. They claw at one another as a way
of life. They
play polo with dead calves and force their
five-year-old sons into human
cockfights to defend the family
honor.
Huns, roaming packs of savage, heartless beasts who
feed on each other's
barbarism. Cavemen with AK-47's. Then again,
maybe I'm just cranky.
I'm freezing my ass off on this stupid
hill because my lap warmer is
running out of juice, and I can't
recharge it until the sun comes up in a
few hours.
Oh yeah!
You like to write letters, right? Do me a favor, Bizarre. Write
a
letter to CNN and tell Wolf and Anderson and that awful,
sneering, pompous
Aaron Brown to stop calling the Taliban 'smart.'
They are not smart. I
suggest CNN invest in a dictionary because
the word they are looking for is
'cunning.'
The Taliban are
cunning, like jackals and hyenas and wolverines. They are
sneaky
and ruthless, and when confronted, cowardly. They are
hateful,
malevolent parasites who create nothing and destroy
everything else. Smart.
Pfft. Yeah, they're real smart.
They've
spent their entire lives reading only one book (and not a very
good
one, as books go) and consider hygiene and indoor plumbing to
be products
of the devil. They're still figuring out how to work a
Bic lighter.
Talking to a Taliban warrior about improving his
quality of life is like
trying to teach an ape how to hold a pen;
eventually he just gets
frustrated and sticks you in the eye with
it.
OK, enough. Snuffle will be up soon, so I have to get back
to my hole.
Covering my tracks in the snow takes a lot of
practice, but I'm good at it.
Please, I tell you and my fellow
Americans to turn off the TV sets and move
on with your lives.
The
story line you are getting from CNN and other news agencies is
utter
bullshit and designed not to deliver truth but rather to
keep you glued to
the screen through the commercials.
We've
got this one under control. The worst thing you guys can do right
now
is sit around analyzing what we're doing over here, because
you have no
idea what we're doing, and really, you don't want to
know.
We are your military, and we are doing what you sent us
here to do.
You wanna help? Buy Bonds, America .
Saucy
Jack
Recon Marine in Afghanistan
Semper Fi
"Freedom
is not free... but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of
your
share."